Luan vs Charles
BEGIN!
Luan: Hey Charles wanna go for a walk? Oh that's right, You can't talk. I've scooping icky number twos before I even got you! You've been my dog FUR years now I'm bringing you to tears.
Charles: A prankster for a mistress? That's just absurd I'd rather get tickled by Walt the bird.
Luan: HEY! You pooping marshmallow that makes me sad! How would you like it if I put you in a plastic bag!
Charles: Like Mr. Sprinkles I'll take all your pranks from you. Oh that reminds me Good luck scooping all of my poop!
Luan: Charles my pet dog went to the lawn Charles my pet dog made something stinky and brown Now I just yawned I'm not a vet. Couldn't clean up after my own pet!
Charles: You shaved my fur now I'll give you despair now I'm told Hope you like being bald!
Luan: I won't put you out even in the fog i have one thing to say BAD DOG.
???: (laughing)
Luan and Charles: (in unison) LILY?!
Lily: Wily's gonna win you two are wig wosers! Luan didn't use her wooper-scooper!
Luan: I've been translating your babbling for four seasons! Now Lily, listen to reason!
WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!