Chloe Carmichael

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Chloe Carmichael from the infamous season finale (known as season 10) of Fairly OddParents.

2004 Cartoon Network (my version) is dressed as the most loathed character from "The Fairly OddParents", Chloe Carmichael.

Lyloo Lasti is dressed as the most despised character from "The Fairly OddParents", Chloe Carmichael.

Show: The Fairly Oddparents

Episode: S10 E1

Year: 2016

Writer(s): Ellen Byron, Ray Delaurentis, Lissa Kapstrom

Director(s): Ken Bruce, John McIntyre, George Goodchild (art), Guy Moon (music)

Nickelodeon just DOES NOT know when to let their shows die anymore do they? I thought it couldn't get any worse than adding a stupid, ugly dog who makes Scrappy-Doo seem tolerable or a poopy baby who's just a plot device and nothing else; But they've done it. I'm FAIRLY certain the show can't possibly sink any lower unless it burrows to the center of the earth and out the other side of the planet! Why the fuck does this show think it's such a good idea to add a new unnecessary character every single fucking season? When has adding a baby, dog or Mary Sue to a cast EVER improved any piece of media in any specific ways? Anyways let's get into the nitty-gritty. By the way, the new opening made me sick to my stomach with rage.

Chloe Carmichael is a Mary Sue, by definition this is essentially a character who has no surface flaws and can do no wrong who only exists to be better than everyone else no matter what. They also tend to end up saving the day thought means that defy all logic and reason. Now, I will agree Sue's are the worst types of characters and can be very irritating like Ritchie and Iris from Pokemon, but those characters CAN WORK! I'm serious about this. the reason Owloicious failed so badly in Owl's Well that Ends Well is because he essentially villainized Spike and made everybody stupid and selfish by his mere presence, and he's treated as a good guy! A Sue works best when they're an antagonist or villain for the hero to go against as a way to prove that nobody is truly wholly perfect, but on rare occasions they can work as protagonists; just look at Snoopy from The Peanuts as a good example of this. He works because while he may appear to be this super awesome dog who can do no wrong he can get on everyone's nerves and gets punished whenever he's a dick (usually).

I hate Chloe not for this sole reason, but the fact that her inclusion actually goes against everything this series has ever done and every rule its set forth since 1998! Chloe is forced to share Cosmo and Wanda with Timmy because of a "fairy shortage" of their not being many willing fairies to be godparents to kids. If they were siblings it would be understandable, after all Timmy's future kids both get Cosmo and Wanda at the end of Channel Chasers. I get that Fairies can also be loaned to someone, BUT ONLY if they're twice as miserable as you are! Chloe's sole character trait is that she's nice to EVERYBODY and perfect in every way. She doesn't seem miserable whatsoever, so WHY should this perky little skank get fairies? Speaking of new characters, Sparky and Poof don't appear at all in this episode and yet Foop does, so does this mean they've been written out despite Poof still being in the new opening? Because neither he nor Sparky are mentioned once in the whole episode.

This new dynamic also ends up making Timmy a selfish asshole who doesn't wanna share anything with anybody, completely going against his character in the process. I mean the twat doesn't even know what the word SHARE IS! Remember that Doug episode where Qualiman fought the Rulemeister and made a new day? Timmy wishes Friday didn't exist so he can be a selfish prick! Why hasn't your memory been erased yet prick? Chloe by contrast wishes everybody in the world would share everything, which sends very odd implications on their own. Like what if somebody decided to "share" their stds with anyone they wanted? Or another vicious disease? Please think through the wishes you're trying to convey writers. I also wanna point out this show gets more dated with each and every episode now, c'mon! Duck lips? Cray-Cray? Really?

You have Foop invade Earth in a brief plot point that goes absolutely nowhere, and yet Poof is nowhere to be seen? That's just weird. I know why Poof and Sparky were left out of the season: so Timmy would be forced to share the fairies everyone likes with a character nobody likes! Instead of giving her the scrappies! Also Chloe does appear to be a communist given her first wish was for everyone in town to share everything and she tries to justify total anarchy. You can't force people to share, you can only have them learn to do it naturally! Besides we call that looting, but through a trade! How would you like it if I broke into your house and wanted to "share" all of your valuables and then let you "share" my flu? Or I just flat-out give you AIDS and call that sharing! My point is it would be disturbing.

And ONCE AGAIN we have Cosmo and Wanda lose their wands in one of the most forced ways I've ever seen just to force a climax. Chloe's reason for getting fairies? Every time she tries to do something good she fucks up and makes shit worse. So, just because she makes honest mistakes and no other reason? If that's the case I should have fairy godparents too! EVERYONE SHOULD have fairy godparents because everybody makes bad mistakes in their lives all the time! You are a trainwreck Chloe, a perfect commie train wreck! Please put the show on hiatus now before I send YOU to the mole people Butch Hartman!

Cringe-Inducing Audio: 3

Cringe-Inducing Visuals: 2

Lackluster Writing: 7

Annoyance: 7

Disturbing Content: 0

Unnecessary Cruelty: 4

Rancid Morality: 0

Low Production Values: 3

Unfortunate Implications: 5

Character Derailment: 5

Final Score: 0/100

The Fairly Oddparents is owned by Nickelodeon and Viacom.

This is my version of the most hated Fairly OddParents character Chloe Carmichael. Chloe is a sweet, optimistic girl who's just moved here with her family. She is a very cheerful child who is great at sports and her studies. Her kindness makes her popular at school, and she has the trust of not only the students but adults as well. She often worries about other people, and takes on various problems on her own in order not to burden others. Isn't she optimistic, guys?

She's the new perfect girl in town and Timmy has to share his fairies with her due to a Fairly shortage. Fans hated her due to being a Mary Sue instead of a waifu.