Cat Diggety Dog CatDog The Splat

Cat Diggety Dog CatDog The Splat

"Cat Diggety Dog" is a song that makes up the closing segment of the 24th episode of CatDog.


Cat: Now remember, Dog, follow my lead. When I say "Cat diggety dog", you say "Cat diggety--"
Dog: OKAY!

Cat diggety dog!
Cat: Cat diggety dog...
Dog: Dog diggety cat...
Cat: Dog diggety cat...
Dog: He wants to do this!
Cat: I wanna do this!
Dog: I gotta do that!
Cat: Terrific!

Both: How could it get,
How could it get,
How could it get
Any better than this?

Cat: I can imagine.

Dog: Two-in-one brothers!
Cat: Two-in-one brothers...
Dog: We never fight...
Cat: We never fight...
Dog: Except when WE YELL AND SCREAM!
Cat: Dog, will you watch?!
Dog: When we scratch and bite!

Cat: How could it get,
How could it get,
How could it get
Any wetter than this?

Dog: Could I get you a towel?
Cat: Never mind.

Dog: We're salt and pepper.
Cat: We're salt and pepper.
Dog: We're bacon and eggs!
Cat: That's SCRAMBLED eggs!
Dog: My legs are his arms!
Cat: His legs are my arms!
Dog: My arms are his legs!

Dog: I gotta eat trash!
Cat: He HAS to eat trash...
Dog: He's gotta eat well!
Cat: Well, I try to eat well!
Dog: I eat till I'm full!
Cat: He eats till I'm SICK!
Dog: And boy, do I smell! Woo!

Hi-ho diggety!
Cat: No-ho diggety...
Dog: When the day is done...
Cat: PLEASE say it's done!
Dog: You know, two heads...
Cat: What about two heads?
Dog: ...are more than one!

Dog: Cat's face doesn't get,
Cat's face doesn't get,
Cat: What are you--?
Dog: Cat's face doesn't get
Cat: What?!
Dog: Any redder than this!
Cat: Do-ho, that's funny! That's, those are not the right words!

Both: It just doesn't get,
It just doesn't get,
It just doesn't get
Any better than this!

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