One boy, ten girls; wouldn't trade it for the world!
"The Loud House Theme Song" is, as its title suggests, the song that opens every episode of The Loud House. The song describes the general premise of the show, over Lincoln Loud surviving his everyday life with his ten sisters.
For the five-episode "...with the Casagrandes" mini-series at the beginning of the show's fourth season, a shortened version of the song with only the second verse was used, after which Ronnie Anne appears in the front of the show's logo and introduces the viewers to her family.
The Loud House Movie includes a special version of the song, titled "Loud Castle", themed around the Louds living in the castle owned by the ancestors. Likewise, A Loud House Christmas includes a special Christmas-themed version, titled "Loud Christmas".
The song was incorporated into the plot of The Really Loud House episode "Some Buddy to Love". When Luna and Luan are paired up for Buddy Day, they spend the day working together writing a song, getting inspiration for the lyrics from watching the antics of their younger siblings. The kids all perform the song itself at the end of the episode as Lynn Sr. and Rita try out the obstacle course that Lincoln and Lynn Jr. made.
Lyrics[]
Original version[]
- Note: Lyrics highlighted in red are not heard in the TV version.
Crashing through the crowded halls,
Dodging girls like ping pong balls,
Just to reach the bathroom on time
(Hey! Hey! Hey!)
Leaping over laundry piles,
Diapers you can smell for miles,
Guy's gotta do what he can to survive!
In the Loud House! In the Loud House!
Duck, dodge, push and shove,
It's how we show our love!
In the Loud House! In the Loud House!
One boy, ten girls
Wouldn't trade it for the world!
Loud! House! Loud! Loud House!
It's always an amazing race
Pouring into someone's space
Can I find my place in the world?
Permanently in a crowd
Can't turn the volume down
When you're the only boy in a house full of girls
In the Loud House! In the Loud House!
Duck, dodge, push and shove,
It's how we show our love!
In the Loud House! In the Loud House!
Chaos with 11 kids,
That's just the way it is
In the Loud House! In the Loud House!
Where everybody wants to shine,
Sorry, gotta wait in line!
Loud! House! Loud! Loud House!
Me time, a little room to breathe time,
A little quiet and peace, I've never had.
At least I'm never lonely,
We're never lacking for a sports team,
Maybe this crazy's not that bad!
In the Loud House! In the Loud House!
Duck, dodge, push and shove,
This is how we show our love!
In the Loud House! In the Loud House!
Gotta love Mom and Dad,
For not going completely mad!
In the Loud House! In the Loud House!
One boy, ten girls,
Wouldn't trade it for the world!
Loud! House! Loud! Loud House!
[Speech not heard on the album version]
Lily: Poo-poo!
"Loud Castle"[]
Shouting through the empty halls
Just to hear an echo call
Trying to find the bathroom on time (Oy! Oy! Oy!)
Hopscotch on the royal tiles
Corridors that run for miles
It's the perfect home for the rest of our lives!
Loud Castle! Loud Castle!
Yell, stretch, spreading out
Even got our own town!
Loud Castle! Loud Castle!
All the room we'll ever need
It feels good to finally breathe!
Loud! Castle! Loud! Loud Castle!
It's all about me now
Spotlight on Lincoln Loud
Stepping out of the crowd to really shine
Dub me the one and only
The spotlight is on me
And this time it's all mine
Loud Castle! Loud Castle!
So much empty space
With no one in your face
Loud Castle! Loud Castle!
Eleven kids, a zillion rooms
I guess it'll have to do
Loud Castle! Loud Castle!
Home was sweet but so compact
Why would we return to that?
Loud! Castle! Loud! Loud Castle!
[Speech not heard on the album version]
Lily: Loud Castle! Hehehe!
"Loud Christmas"[]
Light the tree and deck the halls
Snow stuffed down your overalls
Trying to wrap the presents on time
Mistletoe's a special place
To spill hot chocolate on your face
Shaking every gift to see which one is mine!
Loud Christmas! Loud Christmas!
The more of us, the merrier
To Santa Claus it's scarier
Loud Christmas! Loud Christmas!
One boy, ten girls
Wouldn't trade it for the world!
Loud! Christmas! Loud! In the Loud House!
Bright lights
Winter wonderland nights
Stockings hanging fireside as we sleep
Hope I'll be the first to wake up early
Before they all start swarming the tree that morning
So there's something left for me
Loud Christmas! Loud Christmas!
He'll bring snow receipts
Shouting carols through the streets
Loud Christmas! Loud Christmas!
Bouncing from the sugar rush
Through the sleet and snowy slush
Loud Christmas! Loud Christmas!
One boy, ten girls
Spreading joy to all the world!
Loud! Christmas! Loud! In the Loud House!
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