The following is a list of characters from Rock, Paper, Scissors.
Main characters[]
Image | Name | Voice actor | Description |
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Rock | Ron Funches | Rock might be the dumbest character of our trio (he's "dumb as a rock"), but he makes up for it by having the biggest heart. Like Kenneth from "30 Rock" or Buddy in Elf, Rock is warm, optimistic, and innocent, and his main goals are to have fun and express himself. Also, he's not completely dumb; in fact, Rock is surprisingly talented at random things: he can write a novel in an evening, tame an animal in seconds, and he somehow just knows how to play alto sax. | |
Paper | Thomas Lennon | Paper is a wannabe intellectual who dreams of being a famous inventor. Unfortunately, he's not particularly smart, so his inventions rarely work. His s'more-making robot explodes, his mind-reading device just projects Paper's own thoughts like a megaphone, and his time machine ... actually makes s'mores. But bad s'mores. | |
Scissors | Carlos Alazraqui | Scissors is the selfish schemer of our group, and he's always looking for ways to get the upper hand ... like when he brings a shark into the apartment to intimidate Rock and Paper into watching the TV show he wants to watch. He's also very lazy. Instead of getting a job, Scissors has been living off settlement money he got from suing the city after a bus barely grazed his shoulder. (He came into the courtroom in a wheelchair, full body cast, and an EKG machine.) |
Side characters[]
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Image | Name | Voice actor | Description |
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Pencil | Melissa Villaseñor | Pencil lives across the hall from Rock, Paper, and Scissors, and she's incredibly smart. (After all, she's a pencil; she's sharp.) Pencil can read a whole textbook in seconds, and she solves multivariable calculus equations for fun. She's even an inventor like Paper, except -- unlike him -- she's actually talented; she works at a reputable SpaceX-type company called CyberTech, which is Paper's dream. | |
The Rat Bros (Logan, Brody, Brogan, Dirf) |
Ray Chase | The Rat Bros are an obnoxious fraternity of four rats that lives in the apartment directly above Rock, Paper, and Scissors. They party at all hours of the night and are a common enemy of our main characters. They are like one big hive mind; if one of them has an opinion, the others tend to echo it. | |
Sandpaper | Lauren Ash | Sandpaper is Paper's tough sister. She's an over-the-top adrenaline junkie who works as a stuntwoman in the movies -- and it shows. She only enters Rock, Paper, and Scissors' apartment by skydiving into it or driving her motorcycle through their window. (Scissors thinks this is awesome; Paper thinks she's gonna get them in trouble with the landlord.) | |
Lou Zer | Eddie Pepitone | Lou is the landlord of the building Rock, Paper, and Scissors live in. He is an angry sad sack who takes out his rage on Rock, Paper, and Scissors. It's not uncommon for Lou to have a terrible day, then immediately call our leads to say he's doubling their rent. | |
Astonishing Catalina | Marlene Martinez | The Astonishing Catalina is the world's most famous and successful magician. And her nemesis ... is Scissors. Years ago, Rock took Paper and Scissors to see Catalina's show, and she asked Scissors to come onstage. She said, "Pick a card," and Scissors said, "No." Then Scissors smiled and added, "Looks like I tricked you." The whole audience burst into laughter, and Catalina felt humiliated. From that day forward, she vowed to ruin Scissors' life. Now, she shows up every so often to use her magic on Scissors: she turns him into a duck or saws his body in half -- and leaves it that way. It's hell for Scissors, but Paper and Rock say there's an easy out: whenever she shows up, Catalina asks Scissors to pick a card. Paper and Rock plead with him to just let her do the
trick -- especially because they're getting collateral damage from her revenge magic -- but Scissors still says no because he hates magic. He doesn't want to be tricked, and he won't be made to look like a fool. Even though Catalina and Scissors are enemies, it's clear that they're basically the same person: Catalina got into magic because she wanted to be cool, and -- like Scissors -- she can get lonely. After all, her only friends are her rabbits, doves, and a tiger (which, by the way, serve as her henchmen). Catalina and Scissors should probably be dating... but they never will. | |
Hipponoid Commander | Darin De Paul | The Hipponoid Commander is a hippo like alien creature who has a male crush on a male hipponoid, and lied about being a fierce soldier for about 50 years just to impress him. | |
Potato | Betsy Sodaro | ||
Putty | Eugene Cordero |