Positive Poppi is a young girl played by Kate Godfrey on an All That skit who gives advice to everyone by showing off things as examples, only to end up becoming physically injured afterwards. Among her advice/mishaps:
- "Life is a gift" (a large oversized gift box falls on her)
- "Turn your can'ts into cans" (she loses her balance on the ladder while putting the last soda can on a pyramid of cans, causing the entire pyramid of cans to fall on her)
- "You miss 100% of the shots that you don't take" (she throws a basketball towards a hoop but gets hit on the head and collapses on the floor after she missed)
- “A journey of a thousand miles starts with one step” (she steps into an open manhole cover)
- “When one door closes, another door opens” (the latter of which slams into her and she collapses)
She closes out with "Stay Positive" while still injured and maintaining a positive attitude.