"Ripped Pants" is a song featured in the SpongeBob SquarePants episode of the same name. At the end of the episode, SpongeBob, having driven away his friends with the overuse of his "ripped pants" joke, meets three other losers, and they all sing the song, ending with SpongeBob regaining his friends and public.
Lyrics[]
SpongeBob: When I ripped my pants....
I thought that I had everybody on my side,
But I went and blew it
all sky high,
And, now, she won't even spare a passing glance,
All just because I -- ripped my pants.
Millie, Dexter and Frank: When Big Larry came 'round, just to put him down,
SpongeBob turned into a clown,
And no girl ever wants to dance,
With a fool who went and -- ripped his pants.
SpongeBob: I know I shouldn't mope around; I shouldn't curse,
But the pain feels so much worse.
Cause windin' up with no one is a lot less fun,
Than a burn from the sun...
Millie and Dexter: ...Or sand in your buuuuns.
SpongeBob: Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget,
So listen and you won't regret:
"Be true to yourself; don't miss your chance,
And you won't end up like the..."
Everyone: ...fool who ripped his pants.
Trivia[]
- This is the first song where SpongeBob sings in a completely different voice.