Story Time with the Osbournes is an All That sketch where Ozzy Osbourne (played by Jack DeSena) would read a story to his family. Ozzy would always start out with "Once upon a time..." but somehow Sharon (Chelsea Brummet), Jack (Kyle Sullivan), and Kelly (Lisa Foiles) would start a loud argument in reference to the story, therefore muting Ozzy's storytelling. At the end of the sketch, Ozzy would interrupt the argument and continue with "...And they all lived happily ever after; The End".

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