"That's No Lady" is the second segment of the 75th episode of SpongeBob SquarePants.


While Patrick was running around in Bikini Bottom, a stranger yells at him to "get out of town," causing Patrick to run away scared. But then the stranger tells another fish to "get out of town," and shows that it was for a luxury vacation at a modest price. Patrick, unaware of this, becomes convinced he's in danger and tells SpongeBob he's going to move. So he packs "his" things (actually SpongeBob's), and is ready to leave.

But SpongeBob tells him he can change his identity. So SpongeBob performs a makeover on Patrick and after many tries, he comes up with the idea of making him look like a woman under the name "Patricia." Every male Bikini Bottomite falls in love with "her", especially Squidward and Mr. Krabs, who only hires Patricia since he was a girl. Mr. Krabs and Squidward also flirt with Patricia, although this doesn't present a problem to him. Patrick has no idea what's making Mr. Krabs and Squidward act so weird and nice to him. All of the men fight over Patricia but "she" ignores them.

Later, he finds out the fish ("the guy with the briefcase") was just trying to sell him a luxury vacation at a modest price. Patrick then goes, and rips off all his clothes. When the Bikini Bottomites find out the truth, Squidward's eyelids started to close tight after seeing Patrick naked, and Mr. Krabs fires Patrick because he isn't a girl. SpongeBob and Patrick then run out of the Krusty Krab doing their plans.

Home video releases

  • SpongeBob SquarePants: Whale of a Birthday
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: Season 4, Volume 2
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: The First 100 Episodes
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: The Complete 4th Season
  • SpongeBob SquarePants: SpongeBob and Friends: Patrick SquarePants


  • This episode aired in Germany and the UK before it aired in the United States.
  • This episode has been banned in some countries since it features cross-dressing.
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