The LAMOS are a team of superheroes that didn't do anything right. They included:
- Dr. Laser (Kyle Sullivan) - A doctor who can fire lasers out of his fingers, but for pointing purposes only.
- Mega Butt (Chelsea Brummet) - A girl who can inflate her butt to make it get bigger and hit people with it. She is the only female member of the team.
- The Barber (Denzel Whitaker) - A barber who can create any hairstyle.
- The Sprinkler (Ryan Coleman) - Half-man, half-sprinkler.
- Old Man - A man who's really old.
- The Toddler - A two-year-old baby who toddles.
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